I didn't have any ideas. So he showed me: he took a paper, asked me to sign it, and when I said I didn't have a pen, he sold me the pen. Then he gave me another chance and asked me to sell him a napkin. I punched him in the face.
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He wouldn’t have been crucified, instead we would be celebrating him getting stoned.
It means a lot to him
Patty did.
A vegan US platoon in Vietnam could only safely eat canned beans during their deployment. What matching tattoo did they get? “Rippin’ Farts and Breaking Hearts”
But don't worry, they'll be free of charge
They appreciated the extra cash.
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Unfortunately when emerging from his tomb this year, Jesus saw his shadow... 6 more weeks of lent.
I would tell you, but never mind
It’s called Face Lyft.
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